So this guy named Ed Bassmaster is a drive-thru prankster. Naturally, he thought it would be funny to dress up like a zombie and hit fast food drive-thru windows to see what the reaction was. You know what?
As a child of the 1980s, I raised myself on a steady diet of terrible zero-budget cable slasher flicks.
New comic book Wednesday has come and gone. The dust at your local comic shop has settled. An eerie silence descends as you finish reading your last superhero book of the week.
On this most delicious of holidays, give thanks for your friends, your family, and the fact that you are not in an Eli Roth movie...