Clowns and Dolls
Dolls and clowns are not to be trusted, no matter how sweet or jovial they may seem.
Car Trouble=Serial Killer
Fix your car now, it might help you escape a crazed killer later.
"I'll Be Right Back"
Declaring "I'll be right back" is a sure-fire way to get killed.
Keep your hands off the comatose, and they might just keep their hands off you.
Avoid Sex & Booze
Politely decline the sex and booze, hedonism is sexy to serial killers.
Music Dies Down
If the lights go out, something bad is about to happen, especially if you're that obnoxious guy at the party who can't take a hint.
Hope you weren't expecting privacy. Whenever you close your medicine cabinet, the killer will be right behind you.
If you want to inflict terror via telephone, remember this: Crank callers never sound normal.
Curb your investigative instincts by ignoring all strange sounds, especially if they are coming from the basement.
Killers are far more difficult to defeat than normal humans. Keep this in mind when planning your escape.
Some folks are just going to get slaughtered whether you like it or not.