MARI

The sweetest, most lovable seven-year-old girl in the world.

While not the brightest bunny in the forest, Mari has a wide-eyed innocence and a love for life that drives everybody at Gilles de Rais elementary absolutely insane.

Mari loves her sister Kari and, for unknown reasons, it hasn't really registered with her that she is dead.

KARI

Sardonic, sarcastic, wise beyond her years and...dead.

Kari is the dark Yang to Mari's happy Yin. While she comes off as something of a badass, her one weakness is her love for her sister Mari.

Kari doesn't necessarily set out to cause so much chaos, but she refuses to stand by and watch everybody pick on her beloved sis.

LARRY

A dead kid who lives in the shed behind Mari and Kari's house.

A sweet, thoughtful, super cute kid who also works as a wrangler for doomed souls on their way to hell.

Kari has a big, fat crush on Larry, but can't seem to drop her tough-girl facade long enough to admit it.

MISS SWEETWATER

Mari's incredibly high strung teacher.

She has no time for Mari's "foolishness" about Kari. She also has a drinking problem and enormous man-hands..

SHARI

The Perez Hilton of Tombstone Elementary, Shari is an annoying busybody who runs the school newspaper.

Not really a "cool kid," Shari nonetheless has a lot of influence due to her abuse of the power of the press.

Shari has it out for Mari and is determined to expose Kari's existence.