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Years ago Carl played a joke on his brother Martin resulting in Martin now being unable to be a surgeon.
To make money after being fired, Lou organizes a way to fake his own death, take the insurance, and move to Brazil. The plan succeeds flawlessly except Lou's wife leaves him for his brother.
A police chase ends with the criminal, Earl, beating the cop in the middle of the desert. The two men are handcuffed together and fight until the cop dies.
The orphan Theodore is surprised when he is chosen to be adopted rather than the cuter, younger boys.
Because the brothers are literally connected at the hip, they find it impossible to pick up girls.
The reporter Horton documents himself spending the night in a home where five years before twelve men were dismembered and buried in the basement.
As a result of witnessing a murder, Suzy becomes mute. She is sent to a hospital in hopes that she might be able to speak again.
The Cryptkeeper gives you one of his trademark Cryptkeeper-ism's from the Season 2, Episode 14 "Lower Berth".