I almost can’t write the title of this gift without gagging. It sounds like something a big brother would make up to punish his younger siblings. “Shut up or I’ll make you eat crusty zombie toenails!”
The ingredients of these undead toenails are a bit of a mystery as is the process by which they are harvested but the seller assures us they are perfect for snacking. You know, come home, put your feet up, grab a beer and a bag of toenails.
FEARnet reported way back when that a private security group was planning zombie readiness training for the U.S. military at their counter-terrorism summit. Now, you can get the same training soldiers receive straight from the source with the U.S. Army Zombie Training Manual.
The gist is, you don’t need to kill a zombie. Instead, consider training your undead for a combat role.