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Gift Guide: Necronomicon Ring

As the makers of this Necronomicon Ex-Mortis ring so aptly put it, “… nothing says style like a tome of evil bound in human flesh!
Sara Castillo - 12/04/2012 - 6:00pm - 0 comments

Gift Guide: Tasty! Crusty Zombie Toenails Snack

I almost can’t write the title of this gift without gagging. It sounds like something a big brother would make up to punish his younger siblings. “Shut up or I’ll make you eat crusty zombie toenails!”

The ingredients of these undead toenails are a bit of a mystery as is the process by which they are harvested but the seller assures us they are perfect for snacking. You know, come home, put your feet up, grab a beer and a bag of toenails.

Sara Castillo - 11/29/2012 - 2:00pm - 0 comments

Gift Guide: Run Humans! Polo Shirt

Whether it is work or a family dinner, at some point in your life you will have to ditch the t-shirt and torn jeans and put on some nicer duds.
Alyse Wax - 11/26/2012 - 5:00pm - 0 comments


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