SEE! The awesomely-busty, perpetually-corseted, wise-cracking, immortal vampiress Nazi huntress!
HEAR! Legendary B-movie character actor play a vile SS surgeon who sounds a lot like Peter Lorre mixed with a tank of helium!
FEEL! The career-killing awesomeness of Michael Pare as an American Nazi Vampire who wants to make Hitler immortal!
SMELL! The consistently adorable stench of yet another Uwe Boll film that's full of wildly incongruous sex scenes