I know nothing of snowmen aside from what I see on TV: three huge snowballs on top of each other, with coal eyes, a carrot nose, and a top hat. But apparently people get rather creative with their snowmen, and the glory of the internet has shown me some delightfully scary snowmen.
The weather outside is frightful. In honor of this frosty time o' year, let's come in outta the cold, thaw out by a nice fire, and get the blood pumpin' with some bone-chilling horror films. I surveyed over five billion people, and using an equation only the world’s top scientists can comprehend, I arrived at the following list of the top fifteen wintery films that use snow, ice, and/or plummeting temperatures to ramp up the atmosphere, peril, and/or terror. They are listed in order of release.