Surprisingly, my search for zombified Christmas wreaths turned up more than almost any category - even tree ornaments. Many of them are DIY, so consider some of these as fun holiday craft projects.
It wasn't until recently that I discovered that stockings don't have to be covered with cutesy snowmen and Santas. They can be covered with zombies, blood, and fangs.
How many times can you hear "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" before you want to jam sharp sticks into your ears? While I haven't done a scientific study, I know that I have reached my limit. Here are some darker carols (or "scarols") to lighten your holidays.
Nutcrackers scare me. I had a bad experience with a White Elephant gift exchange, a pair of giant nutcrackers, and a crotchety old woman that has left me scarred to this day.