The owners of "Mr. Fingers House of Curious Shop" are three sisters: Delores, Marlys, and Lavonne. One day the girls find a monkey's paw in their shop, giving them three wishes.
Lou runs home to yell at his wife, Betty, and realizes that she is having an affair with his plastic surgeon, who earlier turned Lou into the famous actor, Humphrey Bogart.
Sales for the soap company "Derma Smooth" are at an all-time low, so the president of the company, Luden, fires his wife, Willa, and hires someone fresh to create the ad campaign.
Living the American dream, the perfect housewife, Janet, is startled to find three CIA agents in her home claiming that her caring, hardworking husband is a killer.