That’s right! Today marks Robert Pattison’s 23rd year and we know all the “Twilight” fans out there want to take a moment to wish the tousle-haired Taurus a “Happy Birthday!” While Pattinson and his character Edward Cullen don’t actually share a birthday (according to Meyers’ book s, Edward was “born” on June 20 1901), Pattinson’s special day prompted us to ask the question: What do you get for the vampire who has everything? After almost a hundred years of life, there aren’t a lot of new birthday (or…um…deathday?) presents left to give. We came up with a few ideas, but we need your help! Think of it as early planning… Edward’s vampire birthday is only a little over a month away!
SPF 42 Sunscreen - No matter how many times a vampire tries to avoid the sunlight he’s going to get caught in it sometimes. And even though cancer isn’t a concern, it would be a shame to ruin that lovely, glittering skin.
Dracula- The Legacy DVD Collection - He doesn’t sleep. He’s done high school (again and again.) He must have read everything in his bookshelf a hundred times. He’s got a lot of time on his hands to watch some movies. Plus he’d probably get a least a few ironic chuckles out of seeing the famed Bella Legosi living in the House of Dracula with his entire vampire family.
Monogrammed flask – Sure he’s a vegetarian vampire, but he still gets thirsty and always seems to be caught at a time when he can’t get a drink. This way he can have it with him at all times. Plus they come in a nifty coffin shape.
Season Baseball Tickets- It might not be as exciting as the games he plays against the family, but at least he wouldn’t wait for a thunder storm to enjoy some baseball. And he probably wouldn’t have to worry about any blood-thirsty vampires popping up.
Safari Vacation – This is a little pricey for most of us, but Edward does love to hunt big game and what better way than on safari? The sun would be a little tricky so he would probably have to wait till nighttime, but imagine how happy he would be chasing down a cheetah!
We know there are more, but we need your help! What would you give Edward (other than your undying love)?