What is the WORST horror movie you've ever seen?

What is the WORST horror movie you've ever seen?

Monsteruss's picture

For me it was 'Childern of the Dead' until now. I have found a new horrible horror. For me it set a record low for bad horror movies I've ever seen. It is 'Andre the Butcher' with Ron Jeremy. This movie was so bad I stopped the video.

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ryoki9's picture

5)The Blair Witch Project: this one should have scared me silly.I have a fear of the dark and woods at night.I wouldn't have minded a shaky cam, or some obscured viewing due to darkness, but that combo made it very hard to see ANYTHING...but the WORST part...the element that killed it for me was the lead gal. She was irritating in a new way for me.I admit: I found the last 10 minutes of the film (make that the last 5...or one) very scary, but I was already sorry to have paid matinee $$ to see this one.

4)Friday the 13th:3D...This SHOULD be number five, simply because BWP DID have a certain element of fear with it (dang that woman was annoying though!).Its the 3D that makes this one suck soooo badly.
"Thrill to yoyo's coming atcha from the top bunk in 3Deeeee","paddle ball in 3Deeeeeee", "eyes popping out in 3Deeeee" actually this one IS entertaining, just not in a horror way. get thee to a space ship shaped like a dog bone, make some robots, and enjoy while making up your own dialogue.

3)Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things...well, save for the scene where the dead oooze out of the graves. THAT was effective.

2)Shark attack 3: Megalodon...My youngest daughter LOOVES sharks. Consequently we see every shark movie made.(yet to see mega shark vs giant squid).This is the mother of the baddies i think.The mouth of the megalodon changes in size.ONe minute, he can eat an entire raft of people. Next, its a man on a jet ski...then, the uber bad rich guy FILLS his mouth as he falls in...or was it just his fat head? also not to be missed: A scene of two drunk college guys pulling a parasailing bikini chick..the heroes try to flag the drunkies down, alert them to the megalodon following them...and drunk bubbas one and two wave back happily oblivious.What i have learned from multiple bad shark movies: sharks roar.

no really. they do...and my number one bad movie:
1)Attack of the Sabertooth: genetics gone crazy...jurrasic park with prehistoric cats! A slutty security guard and her slightly potbellied lover, generic natives (are we in hawaii?Tahiti?Samoa?Mexico?), and a handful of spring break fodder who actually call themselves 'jock, computer geek,goth girl, pretty one..."who could ask for more?how about the fact tthat the dna experiment resulted in BULIMIC sabertooth cats that must eat every few hours because they have the habits of image impaired supermodels? omg...I am NOT kidding...this movie even has a 'scavenger hunt; for the college kids where they must accumulate (among other things): a cannibal fork (who knew cannibals were so well mannered as to need forks! they sell them in the gift shop!) AND: a cotton Candy machine bowl.(Product placement for the cottoncandy machine i am guessing)

if it sounds like I actually LIKE these movies: well, I do.As comedy fodder.NOT as horror. All but my #5 I would add to my collection for the humor.

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xkillmeslowlyx's picture

umm even tho i love the badly made horror! i would have to say pot zombies was pretty bad lol

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Buffyhotep's picture

There are so many......lets go with PA

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

 

 

ONCE AGAIN.

PARANORMAL CRAPTIVITY. PERIOD.

THE MAKING OF P.A. (CLICK/ACTION)

 

THE DIRECTORS CUT OF P.A. (CLICK/ACTION)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HACKS AND CON ARTIST



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Buffyhotep's picture

See its true GREAT MINDS KNOW EVERTHING! LOL

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littleredfox's picture

agreed. paranormal activity by far on my worst movie list. 

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MrBradshaw's picture

House of the Devil!!!! it is now 1 through 6 on my worst movies list

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Jyadec's picture

I have to agree with the person who mentioned Megladon!!

I can't say bad, okay, i can, Mortuary.

I read the back cover, and thought, wow, cool.

It was the biggest setup for dissapointment!!!

I actually wanted to write a book "based around the concept", because the review was great. the movie was shit!!

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Jyadec's picture

the previews for paranormal activity really didn't do it for me. after reading this fourm, i won't waste my time. thanks all!

Cool

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proximity's picture

funny games

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