If you're buzzed! Okay, first of all, they worked not one but two puns into the title. That is awesome, usually only porn flicks can pull that off. Oh, wait, "porn" - "pull off"! Ha! Awesome! Anyway, there's some sleazy scientists, some hot stewardesses - shit, sorry ladies, I meant flight attendants. But, and I've definitely saved the best for last... there's Tucker Smallwood in uniform. Wait, I don't think you heard me - TUCKER EFFIN' SMALLWOOD. As a military dude. That's kind of like John Goodman as a genial fat guy, the shit just fits. I think Tucker Smallwood should've been our first president of color, he simply fucking exudes cool, calculated leadership when the shit hits the fan, the fan-hitting shit in this case being a 747 full of contagious zombies. Hoorah.