Steve Martin Scares The Shit Out Of Me

Steve Martin Scares The Shit Out Of Me

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Nothing was on the other day and I just changed a channel and saw some movie called "shop girl." Put it on for a second and all of a sudden, BAM there were up close shots of Steve Martin's old man turkey boobs and if I would've seen that after eating, I would've puked. Seeing a recent blog by another member reminded me of such disasterous viewings that come with misguided experience and pure accident.

I can watch all sorts of messed up movies with people getting chopped up and not even feel anything but I avoid any of that guy's movies like the plague.  I really never thought of why before until yesterday. 

I still don't know why but I think there is something entirely gross about that guy like he oozes some stink that is so grotesque that I can sense it even through a flat screen.  People like that are probably running around nudist camps with turkey boobs flopping in the wind and slime just pouring out of their slug like pink bodies. Frown  How jacked up is that?

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LaRae's picture

i like steve martin...but any old man boobs are just too much to bear

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Nooooooooooooooooo.  Somebody else has to hate this guy??!!  I can't be the only one.  He makes all these movies about family and then I see some shit like I did the other day where he was fucking (I think it was Scarlet Johnasson sp?) and she was supposed to be like 17 or something. Isn't that pedophilia????  If you thought necrophilia was disturbing then half naked old men is like 100 times worse in my book.  I've seen necrophilia in movies and that didn't bother me, so why I want this guys head on a stick is beyond me.

Steve Martin is no on-screen sexual diety.  Why the Hell anyone picked him for that part in "that type" of movie is beyond me.  That dude only probably gets laid because he is fabulously rich but I bet he is a pedophile or something in real life.  When I read Vincent Bugliosi's Helter Skelter he illustrated the fact that even Steve Martins own daughter at one time was part of the Manson family and that Charlie Manson had asked her to marry him.

There has to be something wrong with this guy.  He made a movie about body parts growing in the past (which I never watched thank God), but the previews in the far past for that movie, even haunted me with images of the fact that this guy is probably running around in tites wanting to be pinocchio or some sick shit like that.

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Then he made a bunch of movies about having two tons of kids (never watched that either) I think it was called Cheaper By The Dozen?  WTF, he probably directed that one too or wrote the script.  It might be an anagram for something really sinister. Like selling children or inbred Mormon cult type shit. Everyone thinks less of Octo-mom, but she was probably brainwashed by this deranged Disney type crap or whatever he's been in.  Just think of all the sexual allusions with Pee Wee's Playhouse. It's like the same difference.  Everyone overlooked that shit (sex anagrams) until Pee Wee got busted with his Wee Wee, but I was not surprised were you?

Seriously, it's no wonder that Steve's daughter was out in the desert, dropping acid with Charlie Manson and playing with knives at orgy parties with hippies who would later kill.

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Yes, unexpected male nudity in some movies are truly horrifying.  My brain is still stained by the image of Danny Devito's bare ass, and body as the camera paned up in the movie "Big Fish."  As for scaring the shit out of someone, that award has to go to "Zak and Miri make a Porno, by Kevin Smith.   Talk about disturbing!

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THANK YOU for agreeing. Smile Danny Devito's ass in a movie called "big fish?" EEEEEEEEEKKKKK! What the Hell is this world coming to? Now we are blindly subjugated to obese midgit asses, coupled with old man boobies??!! Maybe they should've called that movie "Smells Like Fish?"  I thought it was gross that he even made sexual advances on Catwoman in one of the Batman movies. Really I did. I mean like come on, it looked like he wiped his ass on his clothes and flippers or not, I doubt he could've found his own penis.  I thought Penguins liked to take baths and be in the water????? Thanks for the fair warning.  I'm glad I missed that one.

Now, with Zak and Miri make a porno I hadn't seen that yet but wanted to after running through about 200 horror movies on my viewing list, but I'm curious, what happened scary in that one.  More old people?????? God I hope not.  I'd rather watch a snuff film if I could find any good ones on netflix.  They might be more funny.

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expendableExtra's picture

There is something different about Steve Martin, but so far I think he's ok.

As for Zak and Miri, I liked! I like all of Kevin Smith's movies though! The guy that plays Jay (Jason Mewes) has his sausage hanging out in the movie. If you like Smith's other movies you'll like this one!

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Do not be decieved!  The man isn't even funny.  What would be funny is if he ended up getting tied to a chair and cut-up Hostel style in some movie.  I'd watch that. Well I take that back, watching it would be a BIG maybe and probably even a bigger mistake for the horror genre.  I mean I've boycotted his regular films for so long that I think if he was in a horror movie I'd probably be finding the whole genre not as appealing.  Think about what your saying E.  The man showed his shriveled chest, wrinkle butt and chicken legs in a movie about fucking Scarlet J.!!!!!!!!!! And then he didn't want her. He probably went to that casting call because the film company was too cheap to find a real actor.  You know, one with actual skill and character. 

And the movie "Father Of The Bride???" I'm sure if I would've seen that one at length, I would've been bored to death and puking too.  You'd find me a grave person the next day, that's for sure.

Who would want him as a Father-in-law if he was some broke ass pervoid trying to gather up children.  I don't know in real life how many of them (his kids) have been divorced but maybe little Stevie's acid flashbacks of family hour fun, pushed a couple of them over the limits.

It's not far from imagination that this guy has some skeletons in the closet just like the Brady Bunch.  I don't buy the whole innocent hypocrite family movie thing. 

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

I think Steve Martin is incredibly talented artist. He was excellent in ROXANNE, also I believe PENNIES FROM HEAVEN (?) Granted I was forced to watch by ex girlfriends but the man, dances up a storm, even tap dances ( learned it ALL just for a movie ) Juggles, fences you name it, he seems to be able to learn it, again, just for a movie. That being said, since Im NOT interested in seeing ANY man naked, an out of shape one is even worse. I dont care for his slapstick humor as it is ALMOST but not quite as bad as the over the top, moronic, desperate attempts to entertain by the no talent Will Farrell. Who has only one good movie to his name, probably Anchor Man. He has a habit of showing his outta shape physique too. Dont get me wrong, its not like we are all adonis' or aphrodite but to pay to see these guys nude. . . . . . never mind. BTW. I HATE his PINK PANTER movies. The GREAT PETER SELLERS made Clouseau an IDIOT but with charm and innocence NOT moronic escapades.

DOESNT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSONA TASTE OF PETER

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HellsFire's picture

Sorry I happened to love the guy. Great Actor! but I agree with the nudity part. After a certain age they should keep the clothes on!

P.S. For the record Steve Martin never had any children.

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

BTW. He is ALSO the successful writer of a fictional book that was on the best seller list. He def is a gifted talent. Actually liked him in the two FATHER OF THE BRIDE movies, he was simply GREAT. (So was Martin Short)

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