'New Moon'? 'The Twilight Saga'? Does It Really Matter What We Call It?
Here’s the dish: MTV.com is reporting that there’s a new official name and logo for the Twilight sequel originally titled, New Moon, directed by Chris Weitz. Who cares, right? Wrong. Despite the fact that you constantly crave REAL vampire movie news, I think it’s safe to say that the Twilight series has become a beautiful disaster, a train wreck of epic proportions, a VH1 reality show that I just can’t give up. Twilight and that insufferable Robert Pattinson keep popping up in the news and we just can’t keep them down! So what did they call it? What will change the image of the series and still stay true to the 13-year-old fans? What Chris Weitz genius (akin to the shit-show The Golden Compass) will ensure Twilight 2.0 rakes in double the $370 million worldwide gross?
That’s right, it’s called "The Twilight Saga New Moon." Does it look any better to you now? Didn’t think so.
Twilight 2.0 hits theaters November 20th and is guaranteed to make tweens squeal across America no matter what we call the damn thing!
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