Play-Doh can kiss my ass. Silly Putty can suck it. I want Blobimals. Non-toxic molding putty + eyes, mouth, and appendages = a gooey, monstrous version of Mr. Potatohead. The best part is that the putty won't dry out if left out overnight; just the opposite. It will melt into a puddle so your monster can "die a slow and painful death." Recommended for kids age 4 and up (or however old you need to be to know not to eat the putty or choke on the appendages).
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