I think this is the grown-up version of Pixi Stix. Uncle Urnie's Candy Ashes are a sour candy powder that is black cherry flavor (duh - didn't you know cremated human remains taste like black cherry?) They come packaged in a beautiful black velvet bag, perfect to present to your bereaved loved ones. Sadly, you must supply your own urn but that's okay; you know those mortuary guys always price gouge on the extras.
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