Mother always taught you to hang your coat up when you come into the house. Do as she says - and scare the jeebus out of her - with this knife coat hanger. Pretend you narrowly escaped Michael Myers. Say you were practicing your knife throwing act. Fake a ninja attack. Fair warning, though: you actually have to mount this coat hook like any normal hook. There is no blade you can just stab into the wall. Make up for that disappointment by painting a stream of blood dripping from the hole. Hello Amityville!