Gift Guide

Screw Lawn Gnomes


Sure lawn gnomes were kinda cool once. Then that Amelie chick started messing around with them and they got lame in a hurry. But hey, we're not sweating it. We've found something much cooler for those who suffer from BANL (bare-ass naked lawn) -- zombie garden sculptures. It's one of the latest offerings in our official holiday gift guide. Check it out now, and keep checking the guide: we're adding new gift ideas every day through December 21st. Happy shopping. And remember... Leave the friggin' lawn gnomes for grandma.