Gift Guide

There is some weird, weird shit out there, and SkinBags are pretty damn weird.  Created by a French artist, SkinBags are made of a proprietary synthetic material that has the look, texture, wrinkles, and translucence of skin.  One of the bags offered is actually shaped like a head, but that is far less effective than the original, classic SkinBag, whose discoloration makes it look like you tenderized your victim before skinning him.  If you ever wanted a Texas Chainsaw Massacre-style apron or dress, this is the place to go.  But if the police question you, you didn’t hear about this from us.

$400 for the classic bag at SkinBag.net