Why are roses so popular for Valentine's Day? Sure, they look pretty for a day or two, but then they rot and die (yes, that looks pretty, too, but it is hard to maintain). Is that what you want to represent your relationship? If you want to go the flower route, try a hand made leather rose. Adorned with real barbed wire (so handle with care), it is beautiful and dangerous, and will last forever. Just like a good relationship. Aw.
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