Gift Guide

Gift Guide

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The basis of capitalism is convicing people they need things they don't. If that sounds slimy, well, it kind of is. But like it or not, that's the America we live in and we've gotta make the most of it. And as much as we hate to sound slimy, we do want to tell you about a few things we honestly think you -- or the other horror fans in your life -- need. Like the above-pictured bloodspill bookmark. Awesome, right? Admit it: it makes every bookmark you've ever seen look lame as hell. For more on this gift idea and lots of others (because we're adding more every day) check out FEARnet's official holiday gift guide now.

So don't be lame this holiday season, America. Be awesome.

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