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Canadian Parliament Discusses the Zombie Apocalypse. No, Really.


Who knew Canada was so cool? Yesterday, the Canadian House of Commons discussed strategies for dealing with a zombie apocalypse. After all, "zombies don't respect borders" so one country's problem could become everyone's problem very quick. Extra special props go to Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird, who vows that "Canada will not become a safe haven for zombies."

Maybe if our Congress was this cool, we could get shit done.