As a rule, I do not go into the woods. Never has going into the woods had a happy ending. Maybe I'm watching the wrong movies. But if you do go into the woods, and you encounter backwoods locals who chew tobacco and are missing teeth and make veiled warnings, and you still go into the woods, as far as I'm concerned, you deserve whatever you get. And on that note, enjoy this new, spoiler-free clip from The Cabin in the Woods, opening in theaters April 13th.