It’s no longer an ironic gift: since the advent of sun-surviving vampires who have swaggered through the daylight sets of Twilight and Vampire Diaries with ease, those once pale nightstalkers have a new UV-related concern when faced with a blazing midday sun: how to look smokin’, instead of being smoked.
These suh-weet specs fit the bill nicely! Or, as the vendor proclaims, they are indeed “the last word in postmortem moderne.”
And, just to add an air of the unexpected to these otherwise sinister shades: the coffin-shaped lenses are in fact rose-colored. Go figure.
$12.95 at pyramidcollection.com