Tales from the Crypt

Season 1

Episode 1
The Man Who Was Death
When the death penalty is abolished, the executioner Niles loses his job and becomes angry that criminals are not getting the justice they deserve. Because of this, Niles decides to conduct the electrocutions oustide of the law.
Episode 2
And All Through the House
On Christmas Eve Elizabeth brutally murders her husband and leaves the body in the snow. Shortly after, Elizabeth is attacked by an escaped mental patient dressed as Santa Clause. Elizabeth's daughter welcomes Santa.
Episode 3
Dig That Cat, He's Real Gone
After experimental surgery, Ulric has nine lives. By showcasing his inability to die, Ulric gains fame and fortune. In Ulric's final trick he is buried alive and as he is in the coffin he realizes he miscalculated; this would in fact be his last life.
Episode 4
Only Sin Deep
Although he won't buy her stolen jewelry, the pawnbroker gives Sylvia an alternative to make money: she can sell him her beauty. For quick money, Sylvia accepts. She doesn't realize in this deal she will lose what she finds most important.
Episode 6
Collection Completed
Retirement is not as enjoyable as Jonas expected, because he discovers his wife, Anita, is obsessed with animals. He can't avoid the critters so he starts a new hobby, taxidermy. Anita thinks Jonas should be taken care of the way he treats her animals.

Season 2

Episode 1
Dead Right
As Madame Vorma foretold, Cathy is going to marry a large man who will gain a fortune and die drastically. Cathy meets this man and is disgusted by his appearance. After Cathy offends him he kills her, becomes wealthy, and is sent to the electric chair.
Episode 2
The Switch
Through a series of plastic surgeries, the elderly Carlton Webster looks like a young man. He is infatuated with a woman and tries to win her love. To his surprise, the woman changes her mind and now wants financial security more than looks.
Episode 3
Cutting Cards
Leaving basic casino games behind, two gamblers Reno and Sam decide to compete in more hardcore amusement, Chop Poker. In this card game, if you lose a hand you also lose a finger.
Episode 4
Til Death
To gain money for his building project, Logan gives a love potion to a millionaire, Margaret. Margaret becomes madly obsessed with Logan and her passion is so strong that she refuses to die without him.
Episode 5
Three's a Crowd
Richard continuously catches his wife Della spending time with their friend Alan. Assuming his wife is having an affair, Richard kills Alan and then goes after Della. Maybe Della and Alan were only meeting to plan a surprise baby shower.
Episode 6
The Thing From the Grave
A model, Stacy, is dating her aggressive manager Mitch. At a shoot, a photographer hits on Stacy. Later Mitch catches Stacy with the photographer so Mitch kills him. As Mitch is about to kill Stacy too a surprise visitor arrives from the grave.
Episode 7
The Sacrifice
The salesman James not only wins a sale of insurance to Sebastian but also wins the eye of Sebastian's wife Gloria. Gloria meets James and they decide to kill Sebastian and run away with his money. Unfortunately Gloria's stalker obstructs their plan.
Episode 8
For Cryin' Out Loud
Selfish and corrupt promoter Marty organizes a benefit concert during which he steals money for personal gain. He is having trouble hearing the world around him, but his conscience is so loud and clear that it tricks him into giving his confession.
Episode 9
Four-Sided Triangle
While working on the farm Mary Jo is attacked by Farmer George and stumbles into the fields. As she passes out in the grass she falls in love with a scarecrow. The owner of the farm will not allow Mary Jo to have relationship with a man made of straw.
Episode 10
The Ventriloquist's Dummy
Fifteen years ago Billy saw a ventriloquist show which convinced him to become an entertainer. When Billy seeks out the man who inspired him, he discovers a secret; the ventriloquist's dummy is actually the man's twin brother.
Episode 11
Judy, You're Not Yourself
Because Judy is lonely, when her doorbell rings, she welcomes the saleslady into her home. Minutes later the lady is taking over Judy's body and her life. When Judy's husband returns home he cannot distinguish which of the two women is the witch.
Episode 12
Fitting Punishment
Mean and stingy cheapskate funeral home director Ezra Thornberry treats his deceased clients with an appalling lack of respect. Following the death of his mother, Ezra's naive teenage nephew Bobby is forced to live with the nasty old coot. Complications arise when Bobby disapproves of Ezra's unscrupulous business practices.
Episode 13
Korman's Kalamity
The nerdy comic book illustrator, Jim Korman creates drawings that come to life. One night when Jim's annoying wife returns home she views a monstrous caricature of herself and as she yells at Jim the drawing leaps off of the paper and goes after her.
Episode 14
Lower Berth
At a freak show, a two-headed man is one of the biggest attractions. The man who keeps him in the cage, Mr. Sickles, enters in a new business venture, showing a cursed mummy at the freakshow. The two-headed man is the mummy's biggest fan.
Episode 15
Mute Witness to Murder
As a result of witnessing a murder, Suzy becomes mute. She is sent to a hospital in hopes that she might be able to speak again. At the hospital, Suzy's husband Paul visits her and after she tells him what she saw, he is attacked by Suzy's doctor.
Episode 16
Television Terror
The reporter Horton documents himself spending the night in a home where five years before twelve men were dismembered and buried in the basement. The events of the murders start recurring only now the murderer is chasing after Horton.
Episode 17
My Brother's Keeper
Because the brothers are literally connected at the hip, they find it impossible to pick up girls. The Siamese twins consider having a operation but it takes a lot of tricks for them both to agree to risk their lives to be apart from each other.
Episode 18
The Secret
The orphan Theodore is surprised when he is chosen to be adopted rather than the cuter, younger boys. When a full moon illuminates the sky, Theodore discovers a secret about his new parents and about himself.

Season 3

Episode 1
Loved to Death
Edward's love for Miranda is unrequited so he buys a love potion and gives it to her. The potion is too strong though and Miranda becomes irritatingly engrossed with Edward. Even when Edward kills himself he cannot escape Miranda's love.
Episode 2
Carrion Death
A police chase ends with the criminal, Earl, beating the cop in the middle of the desert. The two men are handcuffed together and fight until the cop dies. Now Earl must find a way out of the vast expanse with a dead cop connected to his wrist.
Episode 3
The Trap
To make money after being fired, Lou organizes a way to fake his own death, take the insurance, and move to Brazil. The plan succeeds flawlessly except Lou's wife leaves him for his brother. When Lou returns for his wife, he is seen as an imposter.
Episode 4
Abra Cadaver
Years ago Carl played a joke on his brother Martin resulting in Martin now being unable to be a surgeon. To get Carl back, Martin pretends to kill Carl and experiment on his brain, but the prank is not as funny as Martin had anticipated.
Episode 5
Top Billing
Struggling actor, Barry, can never win roles because he does not have the "right look". Even though Barry knows the role of Hamlet perfectly he is not chosen for the part. The only role that the director will give him is Yorick, the skull.
Episode 6
Dead Wait
Red Buckley is searching the Duvall plantation for a rare, valuable pearl. Just as Red is running away with the pearl he realizes that he is not the only one who wants it.
Episode 7
The Reluctant Vampire
To feed himself, the thoughtful vampire, Donald, steals from the blood bank where he works. Because his boss plans on firing workers Donald knows he must find a way to refill the blood supply.
Episode 8
Easel Kill Ya
Being unable to sell a painting for years, Jack is overjoyed when a mysterious man buys a painting Jack made about a murder he witnessed. The buyer wants more of these paintings so Jack must start doing the killings himself.
Episode 9
Undertaking Parlor
A prank goes wrong when four high school boys break into a mortuary and find that the undertaker and pharmacist are conspiring to kill people and profit from their funerals. The courageous boys chose to punish the two men.
Episode 10
Mournin' Mess
Trying to figure out who murdered a group of homeless people that he knows, Robert contacts the sleazy reporter Dale Sweeney. Eventually Sweeney solves the mystery, but he will not be able to share the truth because it's time for dinner.
Episode 11
Split Second
Enraged about finding his wife with another man, Dixon beats the other man, Ted, until he is blind. The lumberjacks who work with Ted help him learn how to cut without sight. Cutting through bone is just as easy as cutting through wood.
Episode 12
Deadline
For the reporter Charlie, little is more important than finding an intriguing story. One night Charlie thinks he overhears the owner of a restaurant murdering his wife, but when it ends up being a mistake Charlie ensures he still has a story to tell.
Episode 13
Spoiled
Unhappy with her marriage, Janet becomes obsessed with soap operas and ends up having sex with her cable installer. When Janet's husband discovers the affair, he uses his medical knowledge to get back at Janet and her new man.
Episode 14
Yellow
Even though his father is a general, Martin is neither a courageous nor a skilled fighter. Because Martin abandons his fellow soldiers during battle, his own father sentences him to death.

Season 4

Episode 1
Nothing but the Lonely Heart
Howard is a conman who tricks elderly ladies into marrying him and then he kills the women to obtain their fortunes. After Howard poisons his last victim, she and all of the other women he has tricked come back from the grave for him.
Episode 2
This'll Kill Ya
Annoyed by their boss George, the scientists Sophie and Pack inject George with a serum and as a joke they say the injection will kill him. Thinking he only has a few hours to live, George goes insane and the prank has deadly consequences.
Episode 3
On a Deadman's Chest
Lead singer Danny visits an unusual tattoo artist to get a design on his chest. Without instruction, the artist paints Danny's friend's wife, Scarlett. Danny cannot handle the pain in his chest so he kills Scarlett and fights his own tattoo.
Episode 4
Seance
Two con artists, Alison and Benny, trick a man, Chalmers, in to giving them a sum of money. The plan becomes complicated, and Chalmers runs out of the office and into the elevator where he falls to his death. Now the con artists have another scheme.
Episode 5
Beauty Rest
Helen's roommate Joyce receives all of the best roles so Helen kills Joyce and takes her place in a pageant she had rigged. In the end, Helen receives the fame for which she was looking. Who wouldn't want to see Miss Autopsy? (Also available in HD)
Episode 6
What's Cookin'
Because no one wants to eat at a restaurant specializing in squid, the owners of the restaurant add a new item to the menu, barbeque steak. This saves the restaurant but obtaining enough human meat to feed the hungry customers is challenging. (Also available in HD)
Episode 7
The New Arrival
To raise the ratings of his failing radio show, the once successful child psychologist Alan visits the home of one of his popular callers, Nora. Slowly the members of Alan's team are being killed off by Nora's daughter, a child zombie.
Episode 8
Showdown
Billy Quintaine wins every western showdown in which he competes. After killing another man in a Wild West fight, Billy goes to the local saloon and recognizes everyone there. His previous victims are back for a final confrontation. (Also available in HD)
Episode 9
King of the Road
Emerging talent in drag racing, Billy, wants to challenge the once-great drag racer Sheriff Joe. Not willing to race, Joe refuses to accept Billy's offer. Billy will not take no for an answer so he seduces Joe's daughter to use her as a prize.
Episode 10
Maniac at Large
Reports of a serial killer make the sweet librarian Margaret become insanely nervous about her safety. Margaret worries that one of the people working around her could be the murderer, but the true killer is closer than she thought.
Episode 11
Split Personality
Lovely twins, April and June, inherit wealth after the death of their father, and their new friend Vic wants the money. Vic deceives the women by pretending he has a twin brother but when they learn the truth, they are unwilling to share him.
Episode 12
Strung Along
An aging puppeteer suspects his much younger wife has a lover.
Episode 13
Werewolf Concerto
A mudslide makes it impossible for the guests of a hotel to escape; meanwhile, people are being murdered in the middle of the night by a ravenous werewolf. One man hunts for the wolf but his investigation becomes tricky when a vampire gets involved.
Episode 14
Curiousity Killed
During a camping trip, two couples create a special serum which will make them beautiful and sweet. One of the wives, though, is greedy and wants it all to herself so she cheats the others out of the serum.

Season 5

Episode 1
Death of Some Salesman
The Brackett family does not allow salesmen to sucker them out of their hard earned money, so when travelling salesman Judd shows up at their home he has no idea what he is about to experience.
Episode 2
As Ye Sow
Leo believes that his wife is cheating on him with a priest because she spends so much time at church. Because of this Leo hires a hit man to kill the priest but just as the hit man arrives, Leo discovers his wife has always been faithful.
Episode 3
Forever Ambergris
Just after returning from war, the once top photographer Dalton and his apprentice Ike are sent on another mission. To eliminate the emerging competition, Dalton sends Ike to a village which contains a deadly disease.
Episode 4
Food For Thought
There is a connection between Connie and the Great Zambini allowing them to read each other's minds. This talent brings many guests to their shows, but when Connie wants to leave her abusive partner, he can read her mind and alter her plans.
Episode 5
People Who Live in Brass Hearses
With the help of his older brother, Virgil formulates a plan to rob the ice-cream warehouse where he works. Virgil's scheme though is not calculated and he has to murder anyone who gets in his way.
Episode 6
Two For the Snow
Andy unfortunately ends up on a train with the detective investigating Andys wife Emma's murder. The detective is particularly interested in this case because he knows a side of Emma that no one else knows.
Episode 7
House of Horror
To be accepted into Gamma Delta Omega, the pledges must go to the top floor of a haunted house where the pledge masters have added tricks to scare the boys. Something goes wrong because the boys can't find their way out of the house.
Episode 8
Well Cooked Hams
The unpopular magician Miles decides to steal another magician, Kraygan's trick "Box of Death". Miles asks Kraygen about the trick and kills Kraygen when he will not explain his secrets. The dead Kraygen has a not-so-magical surprise for Miles.
Episode 9
Creep Course
If Reggie fails one more exam he cannot play on the football team. He has no hope in learning so he and a nerdy girl, Stella, go to the professor's house to make a copy of the exam. At the professor's home they learn firsthand about making mummies. 

Episode 10
Came the Dawn
While driving home Roger stops for a woman, Norma, who needs help because her car has broken down. Roger kindly offers Norma a place to stay at his house for the night. Although she has a chance to escape Normas greed makes her risk her safety.
Episode 11
Oil's Well That Ends Well
Con women Gina goes to a bar and pretends to have just have found oil. When her friend Jerry enters the conversation, their acting skills make a table of men want to invest with them. The problem is that the oil is beneath a graveyard.
Episode 12
Half-Way to Horrible
Six years earlier Roger sacrificed his friend Alex to gain secrets from a Brazilian tribe. Finally Roger's discovery is going to be famous but simultaneously people that Roger knows are being murdered.
Episode 13
Till Death Do We Part
Johnny's girl Ruth tells Johnny he must kill the other woman he slept with, Lucy. He puts the gun to Lucy’s head but he can't follow through with it. Whether Johnny kills Lucy or not, he will still be alone in the mafia.

Season 6

Episode 1
Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
A personal injury lawyer, Geraldine, winds up in court for driving a car with an illegal license plate. This court, though, has unusual punishments and Geraldine cannot find a way to convince the judges to find her innocent.
Episode 2
Only Skin Deep
At a Halloween party, Carl goes home with a sexy, mysterious woman in a silver mask. Carl searches the masked woman's home but cannot find her name. Next he tries to remove her mask and finds that she isn't wearing one.
Episode 3
Whirlpool
Since Rolanda's comic "Whirlpool" is rejected, she is fired by her editor Vern. Rolanda shoots Vern and as she flees the crime scene she is killed by the police. The next morning she wakes up and it is the day before. She has entered the whirlpool.
Episode 4
Operation Friendship
The dorky computer programmer Nelson finally meets a girl who is interested in him, but Nelson's imaginary friend does not want to lose Nelson’s attention. By taking over Nelson's life, Eddie circumvents Nelson from seeing this woman.
Episode 5
Revenge is the Nuts
With blocked-off bathrooms and marbles covering the floors, the state funded institution for the blind is unbearable. When a smart girl is sent to this institution she finds a way to get revenge on the owner.
Episode 6
The Bribe
Frustrated that he cannot afford to send his daughter to school, Fire Marshall, Zeller, accepts a bribe from a sleazy strip club. Zeller regrets this action so he convinces an insane man to ignite the club, bringing unintentional consequences.
Episode 7
The Pit
The rivalry between two male fighters is not nearly as extreme as the competition between their wives. A promoter notices this and hopes to publicize it. The wives think their husbands will be fighting but the ladies end up battling instead.
Episode 8
The Assassin
Living the American dream, the perfect housewife, Janet, is startled to find three CIA agents in her home claiming that her caring, hardworking husband is a killer. Janet outsmarts and kills the CIA agents. She has a secret too.
Episode 9
Staired in Horror
Clyde runs from the cops and begs at a random door for help. The frail, elderly owner allows him to stay for the night. Later Clyde learns the house is cursed: any man who walks up the stairs ages but when the owner walks up stairs she becomes young.
Episode 10
In the Groove
Radio station owner, Rita, can't fire one of her worst hosts because he is her brother Gary. Eventually Rita cancels Gary's show. Furious, Gary plans to kill Rita but Gary's new radio partner intervenes.
Episode 11
Surprise Party
After Ray's father dies, Ray visits the farm that he inherits. There is a teenage party taking place in the barn and none of the kids will leave. Ray joins the party and ends up murdering a girl and her boyfriend. Shockingly these teens can't die.
Episode 12
Doctor of Horror
Charlie and Richard are hired by a crazy doctor, Orloff, to steal a corpse so that the doctor can try to find its soul. Once Orloff discovers that he can only capture living souls, he takes Charlie's soul. Later Charlie's soulless corpse returns.
Episode 13
Comes the Dawn
Searching for a grizzly bear, two ex-military men, Colonel Parker and Sergeant Burrows, travel to Alaska. A local girl, Jeri, helps them on their search but will not aid them in escaping from a group of vampires.
Episode 14
99 & 44/100 Pure Horror
Sales for the soap company "Derma Smooth" are at an all-time low, so the president of the company, Luden, fires his wife, Willa, and hires someone fresh to create the ad campaign. Willa is so heated that she uses Derma Smooth to get back at Luden.
Episode 15
You, Murderer
Lou runs home to yell at his wife, Betty, and realizes that she is having an affair with his plastic surgeon, who earlier turned Lou into the famous actor, Humphrey Bogart. Just after Betty and the doctor murder Lou, he ends up killing them too.

Season 7

Episode 1
Fatal Caper
Before he dies, Mycroft revises his will so that unless his sons, Justin and Evelyn, find their missing brother, they will not inherit anything. The boys scheme with their lawyer Fiona, but she has her own, secret plan to get Mycroft's money.
Episode 2
Last Respects
The owners of "Mr. Fingers House of Curious Shop" are three sisters: Delores, Marlys, and Lavonne. One day the girls find a monkey's paw in their shop, giving them three wishes. Seeming like a blessing, the monkey's paw only brings insanity.
Episode 3
A Slight Case of Murder
Late at night, the famous author, Sharon, is working on a story but is interrupted by her bothersome and envious neighbor, Mrs. Task. The night events play out like a mystery novel, but this time Mrs. Task is the author.
Episode 4
Escape
During World War II, a German prisoner of war, Lieutenant Luger squeals on his friends in order to gain privileges. Luger is moved to a new camp but he is treated poorly so he decides to try to escape. Death is the only way out of the army.
Episode 5
Horror in the Night
After a jewel robbery, Nick betrays his boss and partner by keeping the jewels for himself. While hiding in a hotel, Nick meets a mysterious woman who invades his nightmares. Somehow Nick can't remember this woman from his past.
Episode 6
Cold War
Irrated by her boyfriend, Cammy goes to a bar and takes home her new friend Jimmy. Cammy's boyfriend Ford is furious and yells at Jimmy for being a human since both Cammy and Ford are vampires. Jimmy, though, is not a human.
Episode 7
The Kidnapper
Teresa is pregnant and homeless at Christmas-time so the pawnbroker Danny influences her to move in with him. They end up falling in love but Teresa's baby changes their relationship. Danny will do anything to get back to life without the child.
Episode 8
Report from the Grave
A scientist named Elliot invents a way to read memories of the dead. To test the device, Elliot and his girlfriend Arianne break into the crypt of a dead serial killer.
Episode 9
Smoke Wrings
A young man impresses ad execs with the help of an hypnotic electronic device provided to him by a mysterious maniac.
Episode 10
About Face
A sleazy minister in Victorian England gets a nasty surprise when he discovers he previously fathered twin daughters.
Episode 11
Confession
A man suspected in a series of murders is questioned by a hard case detective.
Episode 12
Ear Today... Gone Tomorrow
A lowlife safe cracker gets involved with a rich man's wife, only to be subjected to experimental surgery.
Episode 13
The Third Pig
An animated horror version of the Three Little Pigs story. When the third pig is tried and convicted for the murder of his two brothers by a wolf jury, he builds a zombie Frankenpig to take out his revenge on the actual murderer.

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