Tara is not handling her new "lifestyle" very well. Pam pulls her off Sookie and puts her in the house. Tara is tearing the place apart. As sunrise approaches, Lafayette feeds Tara, distracting her long enough for Sookie to wrap silver chain around her neck and drag her into Eric's cubby.
SEE! The awesomely-busty, perpetually-corseted, wise-cracking, immortal vampiress Nazi huntress! HEAR! Legendary B-movie character actor play a vile SS surgeon who sounds a lot like Peter Lorre mixed with a tank of helium! FEEL! The career-killing awesomeness of Michael Pare as an American Nazi Vampire who wants to make Hitler immortal! SMELL! The consistently adorable stench of yet another Uwe Boll film that's full of wildly incongruous sex scenes