After eight seasons, Dexter has had to lie about his whereabouts a lot. A lot. Showtime has put together a fun supercut of all of his excuses - that's over two minutes of "personal projects," "bowling nights," and "working late." Warning: while these excuses may have worked for Dexter, there is no guarantee they will work for you.
Dexter begins its eighth and final season on June 30th on Showtime.